Sunday, March 29, 2009

The Return of Sir Charles

Ah, Sir Charles Brandon... good to see you've made it back OK. You were missed mrgreen...
Yes, you were missed indeed...
Is it true while you were away you spent a little time out in the countryside?... How was it, I hear it's beautiful out there around this time of year. We have some catching up to do so you'll definitely have to tell me all about it once we get insi... wait a minute, who's this confused?...

I see you've brought some friends along this time... and they don't look all too happy to be here confused. Hold on, don't tell me you're on an official visit from 'him'...

Dammit, I should've know that innocent face you put on was nothing more than a ruse to get me to put my guard down. His majesty's gone too far this time... people need know exactly what their King's been up to:
Just one more week to go and all the King's plans will be laid bare for everyone to see...
...and rest assured people will find out just what your role in all this is. They'll know just how many people lost their lives and how many... oh, eek...
Henry Cavill
Ok, I'll shut up now, no need to lose our tempers mrgreen... Can I just say one more thing though? While we were chatting I managed to send a message to a couple friends regarding the situation I'm currently in. The King's plot is already being revealed as we speak... sorry I had to do it. I'll come quietly now cool...

To sleep in or not to sleep in...

So it's Sunday... and there's no errands to run. No 'pressing matters' to attend to and thankfully no work. Basically I have nothing to do today for once (well maybe a little blogging but that's about it)... what's a guy to do cool...

To sleep in or not to sleep in... that is the dilemma I guess. Hm, I wonder what advice Mr. open bathrobe here would give neutral...

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Bruno comes out swinging...

And by swinging I mean sashaying left and right straight into the heart of middle America cool... to the effect of perhaps eclipsing Sasha Baron Cohen's previous box office smash. (note: Video contains minor spoilers)
South by southwest recently screened a 20 minute sneak preview of the film about a week or so ago. From what I've gathered so far it's kinda looking like 2009's 'hit comedy of the year' may turn out having an Austrian flavor to it mrgreen... or at least that's the impression you might get from reading some of the positive early reviews trickling around the net.
If this classic Bruno clip is any indication of what we're in for, I think perhaps Sasha may once again be on the verge of striking comedic gold. After all it's not everyday a summer comedy manages to almost incite a real life riot while filming cool...

The Perfect Model

There oughtta be a law against looking this perfect...
I mean seriously, just perfection all around... so much so I can't single out a flaw with this guy. It's just not right I tell you cool...
Christopher B (1)
But you won't hear me complaining when it comes to someone this beautiful. 25 year-old Polish model Christopher B. has been modeling and honing his look for 7 years... (almost seems like an eternity in modeling years)... Even more impressive modeling is only a part time side job for Chris. School and work come first and foremost.
Still, even with modeling being a side hobby to make money, Chris is by all intents and purposes at the peak of his game. Perfect body, perfect smile, perfect look... like I said, pretty much flawless victory here mrgreen. Christopher is currently signed with Irene Marie down in south Florida, and these amazing shots were taken by photographers Robert Adamo and Ethan Klein.
Christopher B (2)
Btw, it's nice to see male models no longer having to be stick thin to walk the runway... Chris proves progress looks Just Beautiful in the long run mrgreen...

Poll Closed

This poll perhaps would've been more appropriate 4, 5 or maybe even 6 years ago... or at least that's the conclusion I came to about a week after I posted it up. Unfortunately by then it was too late and I figured I enjoy posting in themes so no point in starting another random one so soon cool.

So which line of work boasts the hottest men? Well, just analyzing the question in retrospect it almost seems like an obvious no brainer... In that the winning category ultimately encompasses every single other option I listed... Just brilliant on my part really sad... (*looks for dunce cap*)...

Of course that's not to say that acting, sports, the military etc... don't have their fair share of gorgeous guys... It's just that the best examples of hot guys are in fact models being that by default their job is to take good pictures. Plus add the talented photographers into the mix and the scales pretty much break on one side. *Makes Note*: Next time make poll less subjective cool.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Monsieur of the Day

Un beau visage et un sourire si mignon... Il ne peut qu'ĂȘtre le monsieur du jour mrgreen...
Clement D (2)
My apologies to any French speakers out there for subjecting you to my less than stellar attempt at stringing together what I learned in highschool cool. But for the sake of le monsieur du jour, je dois faire un effort.
This spectacular model you see before you is a French model named Clement D... and these shots were taken almost as a spur of the moment in Marseille with the one and only Fred Goudon. A couple of shots from this amazing photoshoot were subsequently included as part of a spread in Sensitif magazine.
Clement D
In a word, incroyable mrgreen... but I think I'll translate that as Just Beautiful. You can check out a couple more shots of Clement over at Fred Goudon's fantastic blog chronicling his 20 years in photography.

Serenity Now

So peaceful, so quiet... so, uh... serene?... yeah that's it cool...

I don't know... the first thing that comes to mind when I look at this shot is just peacefulness (one would hope that's a given seeing as chaotic sleep is a little harder to photograph confused). But yeah, I just get the sense of a serene Sunday morning (perhaps sometime in the midst of summer?)... Ok a summer Sunday morning where you just feel like sleeping in with nothing to do later in the day... the sun shining brightly outside, the warmth blazing down on the contours of your beautiful back... sun - just - blazing, on contours - of - beaut... ok, I'll just stop there before this turns into one of my wacky fantasies cool.

I'm... too sexy for your money...

What's sexy, red and shiny, costs a small fortune and is set to exist only in ten iterations throughout the whole of the world?... any guesses cool?

Yes that's right... the um, hot new Vulca S. by... uh, (*logs onto Vulca website*)... ah yes, the Vulca S. by the Italian car makers for the most absurdly wealthy, Faralli & Manzatti.

Sleek and carefully hand-crafted over the span of 11 painstaking months , the Vulca S. sports a look that almost screams 'you'll never afford me confused!'... which is in fact true, I'll never afford a Vulca S. (assuming I would even want one in the first place cool)... but yeah, this car goes 0 to 60mph in 3.9 seconds, and boasts a top speed of over 200mph... I can almost imagine going 200 on a New Jersey highway... talk about a short trip from point A to point B (in more ways than one sad)...

There are only 10 Vulcas set to be to be produced by Faralli and Manzatti; apparently this is one of them... (*eyes the leather pattern*)... hm, no comment confused.
Wired's Autotopia featured the Vulca today (seeing as it just went on sale on Monday), and I thought it looked kinda sexy. In terms of practicality though, there are some glaring flaws... especially considering how supposedly 'expensive' and 'exclusive' this car is supposed to be... (judging from the rear windshield, lets hope the future Vulca drivers know how to back up carefully mrgreen)...

That said, if you've got about 300,000 euros then the sleek Vulca S. can be your... oh wait no, that's right, there's only 10 of them set for production cool. So not only must you be filthy rich, but you've also gotta win a lottery to top it off confused... So yes, none of us will ever drive a Vulca, but you can still read up more on the exclusive sexytrosity over at Autotopia and The Motor Authority mrgreen...