Generation Xcessive Male Bonding?

Ok, here's the thing... I have a lot of straight friends... or should I say 99% of my male friends are straight. I have never in my life seen guys get drunk like the Sandbach Rugby players featured in this documentary, Generation Xcess. Unbelievable...

Generation Xcess aired back in the summer of 2007 (I believe)... and basically featured random 'young people' being followed around by a camera as they drank excessively and did random drugs throughout the night (hence the namesake). One such group that was followed were a group of Rugby players from the town of Sandbach. Suffice to say these kids drank, and drank and drank some more... resulting in some rather unique 'displays' of 'straight' male bonding. The pictures speak for themselves, and so does the video (Note: Video contains nudity here and there...)

Keep in mind, these guys are 'straight'... well, most of them are at least. I won't exactly vouch for that team captain ...

(sigh) Playing a sport during the day and getting to lock lips with your 'straight' teammates at night? Where do I sign up ?... Seriously though, representing their team nationally the way they did on this documentary probably wasn't exactly the brightest move to make... especially considering there were a few repercussions to follow the airing of this show... Nevertheless it made for great TV .

Generation Xcess itself is almost impossible to find at this point. Trust me, I've tried... if you're interested in getting this clip in full though, it's available here.

Joe the Hottie

I can't even begin to express how happy I am we've heard the last of Joe the Plumber, Joe Six-Pack and Joe the Biden... Ok, maybe Joe the Biden I don't mind, but the other Joe's have to go!...

Interestingly enough though... I'm surprised McCain and his Alaskan 'pit-bull' forgot to mention the one Joe that might've swayed my vote...

He bears a striking resemblance to a 27 year-old Chelsea soccer player by the name of Joe Cole... But I'd like to refer to him by the moniker, Joe the Hottie.

Child prodigy turned football (soccer) star... Joe (seen here relxaing after a hard day's work) pulled his weight and worked his way up through the ranks to not only earn a starting position on the Chelsea Football Club, but went the extra mile so much so that he's now considered one of the best players in the world... a true success story no doubt (unlike certain plumbers I know ).

Seriously though... who needs a pit-bull with lipstick when you've got Joe the Hottie ... Anybody up for McCain/Cole '12? Sounds like it might be a hot ticket. The legs alone would buy my vote (almost)...