Re-Decoration in Progress

I'd love to say I've got a few more clever ideas for re-decorating a somewhat dilapidated apartment (perhaps studio maybe?)... I really would...

Fact is though, I've got nothing... As in just sitting here off the top of my head, I really can't think of a better way to spruce up a somewhat aged apartment (shall we say, rough around the edges?) than perhaps parking a gorgeous... fit... wash-board adorned... questionably attired living ornament ... Let's just hope the guests won't mind .