The Abdominable Snowman

911 dispatch centers around the Colorado area have recently reported a spike in distressed calls as of late over increased sightings of a rare redheaded species of snowman.

Witnesses have dubbed this mysterious red-headed creature the 'Abdominable Snowman'... on account of his most distinguishing feature.

Several survivors of a close encounter with the unidentified creature recount a harrowing description of the mountainous menace. Reports include a large multi-colored eye, removable feet attached to a strange object, a very low set of leg cloth (probably trousers of some sort or another ), a very distinguishable set of abdominals, and an inexplicable emanating heat even in the coldest of temperatures...

Should any of you happen upon this 'snowman' while on the slopes, it is strongly advised to proceed with extreme caution ...