Heads up guys!

A wise man once said... "Thou can gageth the soundness of one's nation by how many airborn loafers one's head of state must evade whilst traveling abroad"...

Ladies and Gentleman, I must say I fear the State of the Union is not sound ...

It's hilarious how they call throwing shoes the 'ultimate arab insult'. As though if some random person in the west started hurling shoes at you in a store it'd be ok ... President Bush has some moves though. He's a lot faster on his feet than peopele give him credit apparently. And yes, although I may not support him in the slightest, I also don't support his returning to the states with a red shoe imprint across his face. Let's be thankful that girl above wasn't recruited, cause she looks like she might have hit the mark ...